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mistletoe meme, aka get your fuckin kisses out

You know how this goes. Your characters are under enchanted mistletoe. Kiss or you can't escape.

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[OTA 18+, will revel in kisses from cute girls and freak out and make no-homo jokes to 90% of guys (~~But more than happy to watch him going into panicked sexual confusion is the fun of the journey~~)]

[ It's taken Azem a bit to get an idea of what's going on with the plant hanging in various public places. But now that they've got the idea down they're having fun with it.

So Gojyo is getting grabbed by Azem in their masculine form and getting a big ol' smooch on the lips. ]

[Gojyo understood the concept of mistletoe. The festive western tradition was popular enough that even a guy like him was pretty sure what it had meant. And hell, getting stuck under one of these wasn't too bad of an idea for some quick guiltless fun.

So, of course, he was the idiot who walked directly underneath the plant without hesitation or fear of repercussion of getting stuck.

And hell, he even lit up a little as he saw Azem spot him and come running over!

Except, there was a problem.

Ah.

Crap.

She was a he at the moment.

Did she not realize or--!?]

Mmphhh!!!

[His eyes are wide with bewilderment. Figure he ends up kissing more guys within these couple of nights than he had his entire life. But, well, it was Azem as well. It wasn't like he hadn't kissed Azem before. But the last time he wasn't like this either?

Just, what does a guy do in this sort of situation?]

Ah!

[He takes a deep breath as they part, taking a moment to compose himself.]

Wow, didn't even hesitate running into that, did ya?

[ Azem laughs as they pull back, grinning up at him. They remain physically close for the moment. ]

Why hesitate when it comes to having fun?

You're such a goddamn bully; do you know that?

[Gojyo could feel his eyebrow twitching slightly with that. His mouth was scrunching to one side as he pouted at Azem in a very overdramatic fashion.]

You could have at least changed yourself up a little, you know. Boost my ego a little bit.

[He was recovering mentally from what Guangyao had told him earlier.

And yet it doesn't seem to stop him from affectionately reaching his arm up to pat Azem on the head.]

Edited 2022-10-28 02:23 (UTC)

I know. [ They grin toothily up at him. ]

Naaaaaw, it's more fun this way. [ They laugh, even as he pats them on the head. ]

Besides, only my equipment is different. Is that really such a big deal?

More than you would think! What the hell do you expect me to do with equipment like that, haaah!?!

[The amount of 'street-punk' his tone of voice took with that was almost comical.]

That ain't anywhere in my area of expertise! I'm into chicks, ya know! Chicks! Soft bodies, smooth curves, nice tits, and all that!

[His boyfriend and he have something an ongoing pattern of kissing the same people. Sometimes even more. Why stop a fun tradition now?

Pucker up, Gojyo. Incoming.]

[Wha!? Huh?? Who was this guy?? He's just running into it! Gojyo was hoping to snag a few fun kisses with some cute girls in all this, but instead, it feels like guys are just making a run at him instead!!

Abort mission! Abort mission!

But he can't move. The whole scenario was a trap of his own making. A startled deer in headlights expression fell over him as he prepared for what was inevitable.

Crap.]

[He's set his sights on his target and there's no escape now! Huaisang come barrelling into Gojyo, arms spread wide, and launches himself flying squirrel style in a flurry of fine silk and flowing dark hair and just plants one on the man's kisser.

It's open-mouthed, sloppy, and completely utterly lacking in shame and inhibition much like a greeting from an over-enthusiastic puppy.]

Edited 2022-10-04 04:37 (UTC)

[Well, so much for being stuck to one place due to the mistletoe. With the force that Huaisang came barreling at him, Gojyo could not help but fall backward at the impact the moment their lips made contact.

A startled, strained, and panicked noise escaped him as he soon found himself pinned to the floor with a small, overly enthusiastic man on top of him. The way Huaisang worked his lips in the most compelling ways made it nearly impossible for him to struggle back.

Perhaps he was simply in shock from the whole experience?

Whatever it was, he certainly wasn't stopping the more petite man.

At least for now.]

[Not wanting to miss an opportunity to smooth and bother Gojyo he's gonna lean in for another very gay kiss.]

Sixty-five percent...

[WHY IS IT ONLY MEN COMING HIS WAY!?!?!

He knew what was happening when he saw Guangyao coming his way. A saddened yet resined look came to his expression as he prepared for precisely what he knew would happen.

At least, in expecting it, it felt nowhere near as abrasive as the first time.

... But that comment.]

Ya really gotta stop saying that when you've got no proof, old man.

[Isn't his mild resistance enough proof otherwise!?]

[He giggled against his mouth.]

Ah...It just went up to 68%

[He was having a blast messing with him.]

You are adorable A-Jing. Don't be pouty. Gege stole some fancy alcohol for you.

Do you really think that some random booze will let you get away with your sexual harassment, old man?

[He paused a beat.]

I only accept booze of the highest quality. I ain't a cheap smooch, you know.

[He also gives the most overly forced pouty look with that, batting his eyes at Guangyao playfully.]

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