mistletoe meme, aka get your fuckin kisses out

[bratherine]

You know how this goes. Your characters are under enchanted mistletoe. Kiss or you can't escape.

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[pervy_kappa]

[Gojyo understood the concept of mistletoe. The festive western tradition was popular enough that even a guy like him was pretty sure what it had meant. And hell, getting stuck under one of these wasn't too bad of an idea for some quick guiltless fun.

So, of course, he was the idiot who walked directly underneath the plant without hesitation or fear of repercussion of getting stuck.

And hell, he even lit up a little as he saw Azem spot him and come running over!

Except, there was a problem.

Ah.

Crap.

She was a he at the moment.

Did she not realize or--!?]

Mmphhh!!!

[His eyes are wide with bewilderment. Figure he ends up kissing more guys within these couple of nights than he had his entire life. But, well, it was Azem as well. It wasn't like he hadn't kissed Azem before. But the last time he wasn't like this either?

Just, what does a guy do in this sort of situation?]

Ah!

[He takes a deep breath as they part, taking a moment to compose himself.]

Wow, didn't even hesitate running into that, did ya?

[starshepard]

[ Azem laughs as they pull back, grinning up at him. They remain physically close for the moment. ]

Why hesitate when it comes to having fun?

[pervy_kappa]

You're such a goddamn bully; do you know that?

[Gojyo could feel his eyebrow twitching slightly with that. His mouth was scrunching to one side as he pouted at Azem in a very overdramatic fashion.]

You could have at least changed yourself up a little, you know. Boost my ego a little bit.

[He was recovering mentally from what Guangyao had told him earlier.

And yet it doesn't seem to stop him from affectionately reaching his arm up to pat Azem on the head.]

[starshepard]

I know. [ They grin toothily up at him. ]

Naaaaaw, it's more fun this way. [ They laugh, even as he pats them on the head. ]

Besides, only my equipment is different. Is that really such a big deal?

[pervy_kappa]

More than you would think! What the hell do you expect me to do with equipment like that, haaah!?!

[The amount of 'street-punk' his tone of voice took with that was almost comical.]

That ain't anywhere in my area of expertise! I'm into chicks, ya know! Chicks! Soft bodies, smooth curves, nice tits, and all that!